Learn to Rap


Rap song about learning Chinese and Asian American things. Set to “Trap Queen. ”

Im like, Nihao means Hello
Learning some Chinese and then I’ll take over the world
Homie Xi Jinping and me ride round in our Rolls
Renminbi is what they should be takin at the Grove
Swear I feel like all the malls rely on Chinese dough
Kids in Chongqing be washing their mommy’s toes
Legs be goin up, watch how far those feet go
Xi Jinping and I got too high in the Lambo
Weed in Chinas illegal, keep it on the down low
Man I loved the outfits from the Met Ball
“China Through the Looking Glass” meant for some weird clothes
Really dug Rihannas homage to jianbing though
Gong Li killed it like bang bang dead on the floor

You just learned something in Chinese
Oh my gosh it wasnt even all that boring yah
You just learned something in chinese
Dont you dare say that Chinese is too hard to learn yah
Cuz you just learned something in chinese
Oh my gosh it wasnt even all that boring yah
You just learned something in chinese
Dont you dare say that chinese is too hard to learn yah

I hit the strip with Xi Jinping and Obama shakes our hands
Then we all drive to go golfing in the sunnylands
Then in between tees we discuss foreign policy
They be like, “Andi, youre awesome, your culture helps smooth things